Once we were welcomed by I Am A Turtle, a "completely pointless" website. At first we thought it could have some hidden and exciting meaning, but we were wrong. At the same period of time we googled for some dubbed versions of the most classic Star Wars scene, when Luke finds out that Darth Vader is actually his father. Talking to some friends (and sometimes annoying people on Internet forums and mailing lists) we've collected the phrase "No, I Am Your Father" initially translated into 20 different languages, including some fictional ones :-)

Based on it we decided to create this website, a much more interesting project than I Am A Turtle, but still pointless in a certain way. Anyway, we have lasers: our phrase is so super much better. It is a negative statement followed by an affirmative one and it is more useful to know how to claim paternity in another language than to claim you are a turtle.

You can send us new or revised translations (in UTF-8 format please, we love fancy characters!) by clicking here!

Albanian
Jo, unë jam babai yt.
Arabic
.لا، انا ابوك
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Bulgarian
Не, аз съм твоят баща!
Ne, az sam tvoyat bashta!
Chinese
不,我是你的父亲。
Bu, wo shi ni de fu qin.
Croatian
Ne, Ja sam tvoj otac.
Czech
Ne, já jsem tvůj otec.
Danish
Nej, jeg er din fader.
Dutch
Nee, Ik ben je vader.
English
No, I am your father.
Esperanto
Ne, mi estas via patro.
Finnish
Ei, minä olen isäsi.
French
Non, je suis ton père.
German
Nein, Ich bin dein Vater.
Greek
όχι, είμαι πατέρας σας.
óhi, imei patéras sas.
Hindi
नही, में आपकी बाप ह
Mein aapka Baap hoon
Hungarian
Nem, én vagyok az apád.
Icelandic
Nei, Ég er faðir þinn.
Italian
No, io sono tuo padre.
Japanese
違う、お前の父はわしだ。
Chigau, omae no chichi wa washi da.
Korean
아니, 난 네 애비다.
a ni, nan ne ae bi da.
Latin
Non, ego sum pater tuus.
L337
N0, 3Y3 4m j00r ph47h3r.
Macedonian
Не, јас сум твојот татко.
Malayalam
അല്ലെടാ, ഞാന്‍ ആണു നിന്റെ തന്ത
Norwegian
Nei, jeg er din far.
Portuguese (Brazil)
Não, eu sou seu pai.
Portuguese (Portugal)
Não, eu sou teu pai.
Quenya
Lá, nányë atarinya.
Russian
Нет, я - твой отец.
Sindarin
Ú. Im adar lîn.
Slovak
Nie, som tvoj otec.
Spanish
No, yo soy tu padre.
Swedish
Nej, jag är din far.
Thai
ฉันเธอ
Turkish
Hayir, ben senin babanim.
Ukranian
ні, я твій тато.

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